This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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