WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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