You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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