He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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