so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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