I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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