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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?

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  Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus

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  and who said we didn't have goals?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"

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  Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me

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