I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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