New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina