She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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