...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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