I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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