You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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