So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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