Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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