He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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