i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
