1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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