end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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