dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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