I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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