This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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