Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
