the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
