3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Someone signed my nipple.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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