someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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