do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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