..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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