Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Never underestimate the power of titties
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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