He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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