maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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