So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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