This girl is more easily done than said...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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