Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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