Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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