K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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