no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
White coat. Heels.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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