he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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