I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."