last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation