: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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