I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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