Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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