We're facebook friends in real life
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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