Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He kissed a someone with a penis
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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