paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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