Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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