Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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