"it" just moved
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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