Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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