Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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