I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
not ubering you a puppy
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