I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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