i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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