when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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