New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
