READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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