very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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